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Faking a urine drug test?


amanda Can he make his urine drug test negative by taking something?
I found the little plastic baggie and then husband flushed the toilet before I could get a urine sample this morning and accused me of being crazy; well anyways, after his psychotic reaction to my attempts, he said "Fine, I'll take a test for you tonight." Obviously the test would have been positive for meth this morning; so how does he think he can take a test tonight and it be clean? He knows I will stand there and watch him actually pee in the cup because one time he had someone pee in something for him for the drug test at the hospital lab and I found out. Is there something he can take today that will make him show clean results if he would have shown positive just this morning? That's not enough time if he takes some sort of pills or something is it?
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Loraura Re: Can he make his urine drug test negative by taking something?
Yes. There's stuff he can get at novelty shops that are supposed to help someone cheat a drug test.
amanda Re: Can he make his urine drug test negative by taking something?
It can work that fast? Just in the matter of like 8 or 10 hours?
danimal
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Re: Can he make his urine drug test negative by taking something?
There are a variety of ways to fool a home pee test. It's Spy vs Spy, although tests such as sweat patches are next to impossible to fool, same with a hair follicle test.
Why test? he's likely going to deny it regardless of the proof you provide. Test or not..The writting is ON THE WALL.
JUST
CATS
Re: Can he make his urine drug test negative by taking something?
I am sure that there are things that he could take so, the test comes up clean. I know, for pot there is. Someone also,told me something about putting a few grains of salt in the urine and it will throw off the test. I'm not sure, if that is true or not. I also, think that you can drink, lots and lots of water to dilute certain drugs too.

Anyhow, forget the test tonight, since it is "scheduled", throw one on him when he least expects it. I bet ya a million dollars he will find a reason to "back out" of a random test...
sickand
tired77
Re: Can he make his urine drug test negative by taking something?
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He knows I will stand there and watch him actually pee in the cup because one time he had someone pee in something for him for the drug test at the hospital lab and I found out.
My husband did almost the exact same thing once. I asked him to take a test for pot because he *swore* that he had quit.
(This was our pre-meth battle-- he still smokes pot like a crazy man.)
Anyway, he left to get Chinese food & it took him a long time to return.
Since then, he admitted to getting some clean pee from a friend to fool me. I guess he's always been a liar when it comes to drugs.
 
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It can work that fast? Just in the matter of like 8 or 10 hours?
There are products designed to help pass a drug test & most of them claim to work within an hour or so.
Sick, isn't it?

I totally agree with JUSTCATS.
If you are going to test (which I don't necessarily recommend since you already know the truth) I would shrug off the test for tonight. Just tell him that you appreciate his cooperation, but you've changed your mind.
I'd be willing to bet that he'll be irritated with your change of heart... planning to pass that test took a fair amount of scamming on his part!

Then- if you still feel like you need the proof, wait until the next time you're suspicious. Tell him that you need him to test right then because you're aware that there are ways to cheat the test if there's advance warning.

I agree with danimal: The writing is on the wall.

I'm sorry you're going through this & I hope it gets easier on you.
Kell
happy
Re: Can he make his urine drug test negative by taking something?
There is probably a reason why the police in some areas consider refusal to take a test as a dirty test. Maybe they are actually on to something there.

My husband will sometimes recite "the rules", his set of rules for life....kind of his tongue in cheek set of stuff he believes in. #2, I think it was, is "never trust a drug addict"......

Or the old joke, "How do you know when a drug addict is lying?" "Their lips are moving."

I know it's not funny, really, I do. But sometimes we have to find ways of saying it in a funny way in order not to let it make us nuts. We've both been active addicts. We've both been the liars, and the ones lied to.

If your addict was capable of being honest, he probably would. He is not in control. The meth is in control. When I was in treatment, and other times, and I had to do Step 1 work, admitting I was powerless over drugs, I had to make these huge and horrible lists of all the things I'd done when I was using. That list was not a list of things I'd choose to do. It was the drugs. Now, I know that I'm still responsible for the fallout, the consequences, of my behavior. But an addict isn't the same person, following the same values, before or after active use as they are during active use, at least hopefully not.
JDP Re: Can he make his urine drug test negative by taking something?
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so how does he think he can take a test tonight and it be clean?
Oh he doesn't think he will pass, he is just trying sound confident like he isn't guilty. He is hoping to convince you so then maybe you won't test him.

See also:

Diluted urinalysis drug test?

Meth False Positive on urine test?

Drug Tests and Drug Testing Excuses


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