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Selected Quotes From Crystal Meth Anon Convention


Sfj Selected Quotes From Crystal Meth Anon Convention
A few selections from last weekend’s CMA Convention.

In no particular order. You may have heard some of these before, you may think some are good and some are worthless. Nothing Earth shaking here.

“I finally got to Step Zero when I said, ‘This has got to stop.’ ”
(you might say that step zero comes when the addict is just getting sick and tired of using meth)

“My happiness isn’t contingent upon my bank account”

“You can’t hit a moving target, have a feeling tomorrow.”
(referring to sitting in a pity party)

“Ok, so here we are, you’re judging me, and I’m judging you because you’re judging me judging you judging me judging you judging me judging you judging . . . “

“I started out with a VHS and ended up with a DVD”
(common tweaker behavior, isolated in a room for years with endless porn movies)

“I was a ‘Human Lazy Susan’ S P U N, SPUN, Spun”

“I grew up and THREW UP”
(taking a first drink of liquor)

“I walked in the PnP Party and it looked like a Falcon Video pack”
(I’m not going to explain that one)

“My only goals on speed: Get Loaded, Get Laid, and avoid all adult responsibility”

“You pat her on the head and her pants fall off”

“Two kinds of tweakers, the sex tweaker and the Martha Stewart tweaker”

“Can’t get hard so I had a taffy pull for eight hours.”

“I was afraid to look because I knew there were Giant Mutant Ducks in the closet”

“If someone tells you that everything in life will get better as soon as you get clean and sober, don’t believe ‘em. Don’t think for one minute that you’ll get everything you want just because you got sober. But if you stay sober, one day at a time, you’ll stay sober.”

“Our disease wants us to be alone”

“Just because WE got clean and sober doesn’t mean they are closing any liquor stores or crack houses.”

“I question the morals of anyone that would flirt with someone like me.”

“My emotions won’t kill me.”

“Get out your best Billie Holiday records and your crying pillow and get into it.”

"So I walked around the corner and there was this burning bush"

"Do you belive that I believe?"

"I'm not exactly gorging at the banquet of spirituality either ya know"
Penel0pe Re: Selected Quotes From Crystal Meth Anon Convention
I'm so glad you had a good time.
Quote:
“Two kinds of tweakers, the sex tweaker and the Martha Stewart tweaker”
OK - I was both. Vaccuum, redecorate, shower, have sex, shower again, and then change the sheets. What the hell?
 
Quote:
“If someone tells you that everything in life will get better as soon as you get clean and sober, don’t believe ‘em. Don’t think for one minute that you’ll get everything you want just because you got sober. But if you stay sober, one day at a time, you’ll stay sober.”
This is SO true - but life DOES get better all around in the sense that you are more prepared emotionally, intellectually, and spiritually to deal with life on life terms when it DOES show up.
lax2
 
Re: Selected Quotes From Crystal Meth Anon Convention

I can certainly relate to most of those. A couple of those I swear I've said before... especially the one about the Falcon Video Pak...
I bet that got a helluva devilish thunderous laugh...

Sfj Re: Selected Quotes From Crystal Meth Anon Convention
If Le_grumps asks:

"Is it dirty?"

The answer is, "Yes."

 

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