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Selected Quotes From Crystal Meth Anon Convention
| Sfj |
Selected Quotes From
Crystal Meth Anon Convention
A few selections from last weekend’s CMA
Convention.
In no particular order. You may have heard some of these before,
you may think some are good and some are worthless. Nothing
Earth shaking here.
“I finally got to Step Zero when I said, ‘This has got to stop.’
”
(you might say that step zero comes when the addict is just
getting sick and tired of using meth)
“My happiness isn’t contingent upon my bank account”
“You can’t hit a moving target, have a feeling tomorrow.”
(referring to sitting in a pity party)
“Ok, so here we are, you’re judging me, and I’m judging you
because you’re judging me judging you judging me judging you
judging me judging you judging . . . “
“I started out with a VHS and ended up with a DVD”
(common tweaker behavior, isolated in a room for years with
endless porn movies)
“I was a ‘Human Lazy Susan’ S P U N, SPUN, Spun”
“I grew up and THREW UP”
(taking a first drink of liquor)
“I walked in the PnP Party and it looked like a Falcon Video
pack”
(I’m not going to explain that one)
“My only goals on speed: Get Loaded, Get Laid, and avoid all
adult responsibility”
“You pat her on the head and her pants fall off”
“Two kinds of tweakers, the sex tweaker and the Martha Stewart
tweaker”
“Can’t get hard so I had a taffy pull for eight hours.”
“I was afraid to look because I knew there were Giant Mutant
Ducks in the closet”
“If someone tells you that everything in life will get better as
soon as you get clean and sober, don’t believe ‘em. Don’t think
for one minute that you’ll get everything you want just because
you got sober. But if you stay sober, one day at a time, you’ll
stay sober.”
“Our disease wants us to be alone”
“Just because WE got clean and sober doesn’t mean they are
closing any liquor stores or crack houses.”
“I question the morals of anyone that would flirt with someone
like me.”
“My emotions won’t kill me.”
“Get out your best Billie Holiday records and your crying pillow
and get into it.”
"So I walked around the corner and there was this burning bush"
"Do you belive that I believe?"
"I'm not exactly gorging at the banquet of spirituality either
ya know" |
| Penel0pe |
Re: Selected Quotes From
Crystal Meth Anon Convention
I'm so glad you had a good time.
Quote:
“Two kinds of tweakers, the sex
tweaker and the Martha Stewart tweaker”
OK - I was both. Vaccuum, redecorate, shower,
have sex, shower again, and then change the sheets. What the
hell?
Quote:
“If someone tells you that everything
in life will get better as soon as you get clean and sober,
don’t believe ‘em. Don’t think for one minute that you’ll
get everything you want just because you got sober. But if
you stay sober, one day at a time, you’ll stay sober.”
This is SO true - but life DOES get better
all around in the sense that you are more prepared emotionally,
intellectually, and spiritually to deal with life on life terms
when it DOES show up.
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lax2
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Re: Selected Quotes From
Crystal Meth Anon Convention
I can certainly relate to most of those. A
couple of those I swear I've said before... especially the one
about the Falcon Video Pak...
I bet that got a helluva devilish thunderous laugh... |
| Sfj |
Re: Selected Quotes From
Crystal Meth Anon Convention
If Le_grumps asks:
"Is it dirty?"
The answer is, "Yes." |
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